amber!

the matching body is here!!
very very exciting

1: "here's a beautiful piece of jewelry"
2: smells like burning plastic

he's a guy, you know? he shoots you with gun. hitscan enemies are lame but this guy is such a weenie it barely matters. 6/10

he's kind of like the zombie guy but he has a shotgun. DOOM II really fucking pours these guys all over levels. like the zombieman he is a hitscan enemy, but unlike the zombieman he can actually hurt you. i give him a 4/10 because hitscan enemies suck and he doesn't even have green hair. that said, he does get a point for being named "Shotgun Guy". thanks for all the shotgun ammo

it's an imp! classic guy. dodging fireballs is fun. personally though i think he's way too jacked to be an "imp" so he loses points there. also, the wiki had a gif for this one! he's approaching you

8/10. bread and butter. good death sound too

monster of stop you from going places. monster of fill a room and prevent you from moving. big guy whomst run fast at you. fun to kill with the super shotgun. 8/10

also apparently these are canonically just "Demon"s but that's a Pinky. come on now.

it's a pinky, but he's mostly invisible. but not quite invisible. don't be shy! i will destroy you quickly, with a single fell super shotgun blast.

7/10. it's a pinky but it's not pink. you had one job.

basically some shit airbrushed onto the side of a van. it's a flaming skull that screams. we've all been there, man. these things aren't really much to deal with on their own but they get to be a real problem if you're distracted. don't even get me started on the guys that barf these out. we'll get around to them.

anyway it's hard not to like a screaming flaming skull. 8/10

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