guess they've moved on from that whole '''''obesity epidemic''''' thing now that it doesn't look like we're about to fight a war and/or civil war we have to be buff for
this reads like parody
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in reply to @dog's post:
Schultz replies, “No, no, no, the future of the company today is based on customization, so people are going to add a tablespoon of Partanna extra-virgin olive oil into their drink, I’m sure of it.
this straight up reads like The Onion
The two things I now know about this man are "really really doesn't want anyone unionizing a Starbucks", and this.
You've been missing out if you're not getting your grande caramel peppermint swirl extra greasy
Nobody in has thought of combining the two before so I MUST be onto something
oil is only the beginning, we can't even imagine the things he'll figure out have never been added to coffee
put the thermite down, Mr Schultz! I don't care that it's a new and undiscovered mouthfeel sensation
Who am I? Angel to some. Demon to others. An explorer in the further regions of flavor. [sips]
in reply to @amydentata's post:
I got to go to a small scale olive grove as a side-stop on a geography class trip in highschool. The teachers acknowledged that the orchardists who hosted us were a bit loopy but apparently they are completely typical if this is anything to go by
This is Howard Schultz, the CEO of Starbucks. The guy that thought he could be President of the United States!