"I'm just a little kobold! I do not drop good loot!
I've not a copper to my name, it's just an old worn boot!
Oh please, oh please, dear heroes, spare my little lizard life,
I've got a clutch of eggs to feed, and little lizard wife.
It's not worth to burn a spell slot, nor to take an extra turn.
In fact, I'm likely worth negative EXP to earn.
Just let me go, I swear that I will- er, what's that you said?
Testing how I'd fare if someone wants my dragon dead?
Well!
I'd clearly die before they harm her scaly head!"
Inspired by this adorable kobold pin.