when i said i wanted a keystone cops reboot i did not mean in real life
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in reply to @alyaza's post:
Oaugh oaugh I feel weird but I'm ok [continues writhing on the ground holding a loaded gun] oaugh
at least this is a better use of bodycams than using them to record crowds for facial rec later, of the ones that ever get released without pulling all of the teeth in the district
but 1. holy fuck, 2. I know this is already the brain of most of them, but 3. the other guy pulling the m4 instead of a pistol because he's not thinking about what bystanders see is FUCKING WILD. Jesus.
It's fucking incredible he just dumps and entire mag into his own vehicle and then rolls around on the ground sounding like he's got gas??
This is what happens when normal cop training is teaching them that every non-cop is a potential gunman who can pop out of nowhere at any time I guess.
i need to make a cut of Surviving Edged Weapons that removes all the morgue photos, because it's one of the goofiest training videos ever and also explains why cops are Like That
really makes you wonder about the people too dumb to become cops that become Sherriff's Deputies, and failing even that, CI's.
in reply to @alyaza's post:
my favorite part is his attempt to save face to whoever he's talking to by continuing to insist that he was shot but "it may have hit my vest", long after he must realize he was not, in fact, hit
I think they're probably trained to say that by the union with how often it's said
wildly off-target WITH AN EXPENSIVE RED DOT
smh this scrub doesn't understand cone of fire mechanics
I did not expect this to be as hilarious as it is, holy shit this is a cartoon
I'm really glad he's such a bad shot in this case, it's a relief he didn't hit the guy who they had trapped in the car