but at some point you should let everyone on cohost see the deranged fascination that twitter & tumblr have with the fact that this shower is water-tight
these people are obsessing over the wrong things
what matters is how extremely believably chatty shark girl looks. she is comfortably hanging out. she's swinging her legs around. and she is about to tell you things. so many things. she is ready with the story. you need to go in there and listen

