Every next picture feels like slipping further into a fever dream of an alternate dimension where architecture is just different than it is in our reality.
this is a very "3 textures Doom mapping challenge" kinda house. not gonna lie i half expected the garage to be wallpapered in FIREBLU.
god i'm just gonna type realtime updates and see my mental state decline
5: 3??? garages??? are they individual or just 1 big garage with 3 doors for no reason
7: this porch looks like it was made because a level designer needed to extend an area for pacing
9: is that... the same paneling that was on the outside? on the walls?? and the ceiling??? is that a table full of photographs?? why is there a horse on the floor?? there's a glass one on the base of the other table?? horses?
11: OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE. OH MY GOD. AND ITS GOT THAT HORRIBLE OFFICE CARPET. THOSE CHAIRS CAN'T BE SAT ON BECAUSE THEYRE BLOCKED BY THE WALL AND THE TABLE.
14: IS THAT 4 OFFICE CHAIRS SURROUNDING A TABLE??? IN THE DINING ROOM?? DO THEY PLAY POKER HERE?
15: THERE'S MULTIPLE?! is this an office or something??? is this some weird combo house/office thing??
16: WHAT is this TABLE???
17: is that fake fruit and veg? on the table? who the fuck is going to eat a whole capsicum??
19: OH MY GOD LITERALLY THE ENTIRE AREA IS FULL OF CHAIRS AND TABLES??? IS THIS A RESTAURANT???
20: WITH A LAUNDRY ROOM?!
21: STOP WITH THE CABINETS HOLY FUCK
24: TOO MANY CEILING FANS
28: what do you MEAN shelving??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
30: OH MY GOD THE CARPET IS ON TOP OF THE FUCKING RAILING???
31: get that fucking frog out of here
34: textiles?? is this some fuckin clothesmaking operation???
40: that. that's some horror movie shit right there. that fucking rocking chair would be moving on its own. who put that there. i want to fight you.
41: OH MY GOD PLEASE VACUUM. IS THAT A CARPET WALL?
42: i want that tv give me that tv. THERES MORE CARPET WALLS???
43: WHAT'S WITH THE HORSES?!
47: what is this fucking. draculas castle ass decor. this looks like it would go in a porno.
53: WHAT. WHY IS IT SHOT LIKE THIS?? WHY IS IT JUST SHIRTS?? WHAT'S WITH THE SHOEBOXES??
55: entry way. map01. my house dot wad. thank you for the image of your own reflection.
56: that's a fire hazard of SOME kind. a hot water heater and a lot of wiring just seems like a recipe for disaster
57/58: does that car have a LAYER of DUST on it???
this is like 8800 blue lick house, the one with all the dvds and the 3d tour, but somehow even more unnerving. there's nothing recognizable, it's all completely unknown. maybe mixed in with a little groverhaus with all those (presumably) DIY hackjobs that have been done for no apparent reason other than "i thought it was cool"
simultaneously cluttered and empty at the same time. it's like a dream, objects that probably have a purpose but in completely wrong places. chairs in places that they can't be removed from. cups on tables far away from anything.
my psyche is broken, my mind is mush. i think i will have nightmares about this place. someone do a doom wad about this house.
thanks everybody for echoing almost exactly my thoughts and feelings as i flipped through these photos
