| Instead of saying… | …try saying: |
|---|---|
| clothing | furniture upholstery |
| people | can openers |
| it’s not dinnertime yet | it is dinnertime early today |
| i just gave you milk, ravioli, it’s right there. i have given you the thing you have asked for. why are you yelling? | of course you can have more oatmilk, ravioli |
| shoulders | lookout points |
| magic: the gathering playmats | futons |
| kitchen counter | the second floor |
| cabinets | the third floor |
| morning reading time | first nap time |
| lupa (the cat)’s room | ravioli’s room |