i have several categories of "sick day," where i'm even sicker than usual. one of the final, worst categories is "so fucked up i'm watching SNL." that hasn't happened in a few years. but today is definitely a "rewatch every Monster Factory for the 100th time" day
BREAKING: I'm watching old clips of Norm Macdonald and Letterman, I'm getting dangerously close to the SNL Zone. Please pray that my condition improves before I start binging Weekend Update compilations from the 1970s
