"While I'm on the ferry, I get a notification that my boywife is done preheating the oven. The ship arrives at the terminal, and I hop on my electric unicycle and zoom home"

cringe (trans) software developer
"While I'm on the ferry, I get a notification that my boywife is done preheating the oven. The ship arrives at the terminal, and I hop on my electric unicycle and zoom home"