Turns out caffeine + olive oil = natural laxative.
This is the dumbest product launch since Olean.

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Turns out caffeine + olive oil = natural laxative.
This is the dumbest product launch since Olean.
Amazing. Well done. So many people could've told him that would happen, just on the basis of it's what fats do if they aren't taken with lots of fiber etc (if you've ever eaten coconut ice cream and had an upset stomach or had to use the bathroom right after, this is why). It's so funny that Schultz thought this was such a good idea that he apparently didn't bother to run it past anyone except a guy who runs an olive oil empire and has a vested interest in selling as much olive oil as he can.