ann-arcana

Queen of Burgers 🍔

Writer, game designer, engineer, bisexual tranthing, FFXIV addict

OC: Anna Verde - Primal/Excalibur, Empyreum W12 P14

Mare: E6M76HDMVU
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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

i love the kafkaesque experience of password resets.

"that password is too similar to a previous password"

to which one? similar in what way? and does that have any security impact? (it does not)

you can spend hours sitting at one of these prompts, unable to do your job. literally the only practical solution is to shit line noise into the godforsaken thing, then use a password manager.

the sole reason password managers are useful is that they don't have dumbshit requirements, so you can use the same, low-complexity password, that you can actually remember, indefinitely. that's what they are. they are a "complexity requirements condom"


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

After 20 minutes of grinding my teeth as the stupid piece of shit rejected every password I could come up with (including Correcthorsebatterystaple) the stupid piece of shit finally accepted "Horseshit!fable" so, that's a freebie if you can figure out which system I was logging into.


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

personally my favorite is "your password is incorrect", so i go to reset it, copy in the apparently incorrect password i have in my password manager, only to be told "your new password cannot be the same as your old password"

Gotta love systems that accept long passwords in password reset, but apparently truncate your password to a shorter length at login, so you end up needing to reset your password again and guess that was the cause.

I think a major hotel chain and/or UPS has that problem.

haha i had a credit card provider that so the same thing! they were acquired by some other, bigger financial co (always an Omen) and had to unify their systems around whatever the larger company was already using.

anyway they forced everyone to reset their password, and stated the maximum password length on the page. which would have been a halfway decent gesture if the actual length limit wasn’t one character less than that