I was browsing product recalls, as you do when it's so fucking cold I can't even go into certain rooms of my house let alone outdoors, and I think I missed this one when it happened:
how very Tesla, to sell "cyberquad" ATVs which were actually regular Radio Flyer kiddie ATVs with futuristic polygonal paneling tacked on, and to fail to follow safety standards to the point where they had to recall the entire run of them

