ann-arcana

Queen of Burgers 🍔

Writer, game designer, engineer, bisexual tranthing, FFXIV addict

OC: Anna Verde - Primal/Excalibur, Empyreum W12 P14

Mare: E6M76HDMVU
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posts from @ann-arcana tagged #shitchosting

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Jules

What does Annaia Danvers look like?

Brett

..What?

Jules

[angrily throws the small table in the room] What country are you from!?

Brett

Wha-what?

Jules

"What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?

Brett

What?

Jules

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

Brett

Yes!!

Jules

THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!

Brett

Yes..!

Jules

DESCRIBE WHAT ANNAIA DANVERS “LOOKS” LIKE!

Brett

Wha-what I—?

Jules

[points gun directly in Brett's face] SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

Brett

Sh-Sh-She's short...

Jules

GO ON!

Brett

...She's got big tits...!

Jules

Does she look like a bitch?

Brett

What? [Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder] AGHH!! Anh..!!

Jules

[shouting at the top of his lungs] DOES! SHE! LOOK!... LIKE! A BITCH?!?!

Brett

Y-YES!

Jules

Then why won't you fuck her like a bitch, Brett?