Annie D

I pull up cohost.com, wiggling my fingers in anticipation as I try my best to shift into a poster mindset

"touch grass this, touch grass that, what if i.. touch pillow

yeah that's good" and I tag it with #sleeby thing disease before logging off, never to be seen again

I love them ok thanks

i swear to god multiple people have suggested that the only reason i would write a post that sounds mad is because i'm Farming Engagement™, on this, the website notable for minimally tracking engagement. no one has continued the train of thought to anywhere sensible but i guess the idea is that i love to be yelled at by people i've never seen before

i cannot even begin to guess what could be going on in someone's brain that i need to explain this, but my reason for writing a post that sounds mad is usually that i am mad. i know it's not cool to admit this if you grew up on somethingawful, but from time to time i do experience human emotion in response to stimuli

you can just think my post sucks or whatever. you don't need to fabricate extra motivations to give yourself an excuse to dislike me. jfc