antimu0n

you used to expect posts to go somewhere meaningful. but now you don't. because of joke.

i just want to keep doing these now. you used to be able to call this guy a woman before he transitioned. but now you can't. because of bloke

you used to be able to take a good deep breath. but now you can't. because of smoke.

you used to have a good nights sleep. but now you don't. because you woke.

the fire in the furnace used to be small. but now it isn't. because of stoke.

you used to be able to enjoy a moonlit night in the bayou. but now you can't. because of croak.

Back in my day we made our wheels out of one solid material. Just a real disc motherfucker. Can't do that today, because of spoke

you used to be able to enjoy star wars movies. you can't now, because of snoke

you used to be able to detect klingon starships, but now you can't. because of cloak