antimu0n

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hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

You're getting interviewed as an expert on live cable news in a developing story. Given your line of work/expertise, what is the worst catastrophe that could currently be occurring?


fwankie
@fwankie

whole town washed away and then also on fire in a tragic candle wax spill


antimu0n
@antimu0n

badly written code caused a satellite to deorbit itself and crash into the disability department of the unemployment office


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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:

The Factorio 2.0 release has been cancelled and fans are rioting. (I'm just a player, not a game dev, but sometimes live cable news has to take whoever's on the scene.)

Or my actual job as a sound tech - some festival speaker system is feeding back extremely loudly and instead of taking two seconds to fix it I'm being pulled aside for an interview (that nobody can hear because of feedback.) Tens of people could have mild tinnitus for an hour!