If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you want to be?

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If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you want to be?
One of those ones that has turned unsafe to eat but still gets eaten by some terrible person and causes them to die
I yam what I yam (that is to say, North American, basic but sweet, and willing to be dubiously mislabeled for the sake of the bit).