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I've been using descriptions to make oxford comma jokes, but I feel it's time to change that up.


nex3
@nex3

a fascinating question posed by a friend of mine: would you rather

  1. be able to video game style double jump
  2. have a video game style mini-map accessible in your head on demand

obviously these are poorly-specified and each could range from "largely useless" to "extremely powerful" depending on which games you pull from, but assume that whatever power level you choose to imagine for one is matched by the other


whit
@whit

brother I'd be grateful just to manage a single jump so double jump it is. I figure I'd mostly use it for getting stuff off the top shelf


anyagee
@anyagee

I feel like having a cell phone with google maps is basically a shitty mini map, and that's like fine???

As whit stated above, being able to get things from the top shelf is much more useful.


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in reply to @nex3's post:

Double jump, easily. It feels like it’d enable all sorts of fun shenanigans, let me get to places most people ordinarily can’t, whereas the minimap feels like it’d just get in the way of mini-adventures that come from getting mildly lost.

forgot about my phone but the minimap in my head is good and very satisfying to contribute to.

a double jump would be very fun and so practical (what if I need to scale a 6 foot wall really quickly to rob a bank or escape another bank robber, things that definitely happen regularly)

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