Compliment sandwich: You’re excellent at analyzing trends. Your last report was terrible, though. Anyway, you look great!
Compliment open-faced sandwich: This is the worst code I’ve ever seen. But you are smart.
Compliment toast sandwich: That was a great presentation. You’re really firing on all cylinders. And your fashion sense is impeccable.
Compliment club sandwich: You communicate well, but you’re bad at organization. But you work hard. You should close your mouth when you chew. I value the contribution you make to this team.
Compliment canapés: I really love what where you've taken this brief, you asshole. It's a fantastic interpretation of the creative direction, dumbass. I really enjoy working with you, dipshit.
