i have to boymode in my own apartment all day because it is landlord inspection day and they won't even tell me when they'll be here. AMA about usa football, call of duty, or awful beer

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i have to boymode in my own apartment all day because it is landlord inspection day and they won't even tell me when they'll be here. AMA about usa football, call of duty, or awful beer
hey that really sucks
, but also pleeeaaase tell me about awful beer
CERVEZA CRISTAL ok as far as beer that can be found at a gas station goes, i think Fosters is my favorite for flavor, although the cans are gigantic and more than i tend to actually want, so i tend to just pick heineken. i am not sure where heineken falls on the "am i going to get called gay for this" scale compared with a real MURICAN BEER but like. it's at a gas station. so it's probably fine enough lmao
yeah that sounds way better. unfortunately i think i'm supposed to pretend that rabbits aren't cute or amazing today :(
The landlord asks you about bunnies and you do a Sonic Unleashed QTE in your head so you don't call them cute. "They're a animals"
i don't have a continuation to this bit but i need you to understand that i laughed and feel understood and empathized with and u have brightened my day 