this shit feels like a half life era fps game that you missed and you hear about from a weird youtuber who won't stop talking about how cool it is. the game is awesome. everyone should play zortch

game dev/sk8r grrl/guitar/flute/tree liker/indie game obsesser/basic autumn bitch. working on hoptix!
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this shit feels like a half life era fps game that you missed and you hear about from a weird youtuber who won't stop talking about how cool it is. the game is awesome. everyone should play zortch
genuinely delighted to find this gem, what an all killer no filler game looks like!
It's awesome! It's 5 bucks! how could you say no! It's got soccerballs you can kick around in levels!
For a moment I thought this was somehow in the Chex Quest universe and was named after the weapons in it.