Local 30-year-old man unable to stop acting like "that one kid who drives every elementary school teacher up the wall" and resist the urge to display cartoonish neuro-divergent behaviour, including:
- rocking back and forth in his chair
- constantly flapping his hands
- making random high-pitched noises
- pacing around the dinner table
Glad to find out I can still be the textbook definition of an autistic person if I feel like it.
(I don't feel like it.)