Speaking on the internet is to mold whatever version of English you speak into a pseudo US English so that Americans can remotely understand what you're saying as they're a very very prominent portion of people here. Sometimes I don't care, sometimes it's annoying.
It's particularly annoying when you're like, speaking how you normally would, and then an American would pop in being it "bo al wa er" and "chewsday innit".
oh yeah, you say something in the wrong american accent and you're wrong, and you're told how much you're wrong, but they learn you speak French and it's "honhonhon sacrebleu baguette"
the fuck is wrong with you