"This isn't the story I expected to tell today. When I was invited to Colorado to learn about its long tradition of maintaining its hotels in the off season, I was asked, 'Do you have any children?' When I answered no, I had no idea how soon my answer to that question would change."

I am on Jupiter's moon Europa, and... I am cold. I had intended to do a video on the Eliksni who live here, and I even had arranged the help of a local guide who we will meet later on, but that large object you can see behind me is a Pyramid of the Darkness, which arrived between when I had written the script for this video and when I arrived to begin filming. So! Instead of the video I had planned, and with the help of our guide, Variks, we are going to enter the Pyramid, and gain the power... of Stasis.

I am in Tom Navidson's closet in his house on Ash Tree Lane, and I cannot begin to tell you how amazing the architecture is in here. Despite the plans for the house being part of the public record, this space was not documented in the blueprints. While without any firsthand accounts one can only guess as to the purpose, the presence of an endangered species, found nowhere else on earth, that is perfectly adapted to life in these ashen hallways is Navidson's most promising theory on the matter.