The patch notes mentioned Extreme Username Squatting and it sounds like a good time. Like, don't be a jerk and squat people's usernames, but if you're going to do it you might as well do it well. Here are some notable squatted names:
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@POTUS, "the offal account of the Commander in Chief of the United States of America", posts only about offal. Like, the meat stuff. Often just pictures and a rating out of 10.
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@elonmusk has one post, the stupidest post I've ever seen on cohost, presumably intentionally. The profile image is of Dr. Robotnik, whose main difference from Elon is that he has a Ph.D. and possibly fewer emeralds.
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@FBI is committed to the bit and doing a good job with it.
Anyway I assume none of these are the Xtreeeeeeeme Username Squatting they're talking about writing a site feature to prevent. But if you record a video of registering @jon-bois on your phone while bungee jumping, they're coming for you