you: wow. you sure made a lot of money from crypto scams
EA: everything I do is ethical! The ends justify the means, and the ends are I'm using it to save the world
you: so like, reversing global warming?
EA: don't bother me with mundane short-term phenomena like that. I'm saving the future from Roko's Basilisk
you: uh. about that. Roko's Basilisk is not a real thing
EA: You're welcome