arborelia

I finished 21st in the ALttP Randomizer Doors League. That's out of 53 players who entered, and 44 who didn't quit after the extremely evil week 2. I feel pretty good about finishing in the top half.

The top 8 go on to a playoff bracket, and best of luck to them. Meanwhile, I get to enjoy other modes that aren't criss-cross-keys now! So tonight I'm playing a mystery ALttPR seed.

Not really Mystery Mystery, I know what the settings pool is tonight -- it's the one that could include overworld rando, door shuffle, or weird placement algorithms. If it gives me a criss-cross-keys seed anyway we can laugh about it.

Ssorry that this looks like a YouTube embed but isn't one. Getting a clean screenshot would take effort.

Here's the video if you want to see it. It takes forever to get to the point and starts with the guy editing himself into a long clip of the movie "Thunderdome".

The tl;dw of what would make this the "worst pinball" is that the scoring is imbalanced and it sounds bad. He actually spends a while gushing about the features of the table despite the thumbnail.

launches an EC2 instance
Ah, the instance ID ends in bad. A good omen.

it's statistically very likely that someone has made a Git commit whose short-hash is badc0de