ardgonian

Posting here way more now

long time jerker first time burster, was just wondering if this is normal?
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REACTION SPEED [Medium:Failure] - Oh no.

LOGIC [Medium:Failure] - That was the sound of your penis hitting the floor. Your dick just fell off.

COMPOSURE [Trivial:Success] - Do not look at it.

KIM KITSURAGI - He hasn't moved a single muscle. Not a micrometer. He hasn't turned to look at all.

DRAMA [Heroic:Failure] - You need to get his attention. Start Screaming. Now.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Chin up Bratan! It happens to one in five men your age! Or so I'm told!

  1. Scream.
  2. "Kim I think my dick just fell off"
  3. "Kim I'm positive I still have my penis. Attached."
  4. [Savoir Faire - Legendary 14] Pick it up as if nothing happened.
  5. SAVOIR FAIRE:3

    LOW
    8%
    -2 Fundamental Misunderstanding
    +1 Didn't Look
  6. (kick it as hard as you can and point out the window.) "Oh my god Kim, look over there!"

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