✨ It's gotta be a sore spot for them, right? Probably 35% of their daily queue has to be catering to people who will sell their soul to recreate any given scene from that.
"Hey, Astaroth, how's it going? Still on that Great Duke racket, teaching mortals about math?"
"Nope. They got me on Purple Top Hat duty again. Have to dunk like 500 people in a chocolate river today."
"Remember the MIDDLE AGES? All you had to do was sit on people's chests while they slept. That was it. You didn't need a costume, you didn't need special effects. Now it's this big production. Souls used to be so much cheaper."
"It's all this inflation, that's the problem."
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