Arina Artemis

The fatfurs don't want you to know this but their OCs are all fucking broke from constantly ordering enough delivery to feed a college football team¹ and having to replace the doorframe² every time their creator commissions art of them

1. Lemoncelli, Jenna."Rutgers football scrutinized over $450,000 worth of DoorDash orders." Aug. 23, 2022. https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/rutgers-football-scrutinized-over-450k-worth-of-doordash-orders/. Accessed October 13, 2023.
2. "Cost to replace a door frame." June 21, 2022. https://www.checkatrade.com/blog/cost-guides/cost-replace-door-frame/. Accessed October 13,2023

The biggest problem of obtaining citizenship in fey lands by marriage
Is that the government authorities keep asking you if your spouse is your centaur of life.