- Xe/xer, they/them
Programmer, shapeshifter, purveyor of kinks. Born in 1991.
18+ ONLY please
SFW nerdery (with occasional politics) page is @artie-codecrafter
i think i should be a big huge bulltaur and have a yinglet or kobold or other small creature to be my lil buddy that joins moo in Causing Problems.
they can use the snakes to climb up and ride on that big bovine behind and there's probably saddlebags back there for em. i want a Lil Guy (gender inspecific) and to be a Big.
i've got lil rope ladders hangin' from my haunches for 'em to ride on like a brakeman on a boxcar. they can protect the shove.
Normalize making your egg-laying girlfriend feel special and taken care of by comforting her during that time of the month, giving her a belly rub and catching her duds as she lays them and then making her an omelette with them and serving breakfast in bed