It's called CoHost, Brendon. You know what it isn't called? Host. You know what that means? It means you're not the only one doing the hosting.
So if I sign up, who else am I hosting with? They don't even tell you, Brendon. You figure they'd let you know before you make an account. Kind of critical information. Am I going to be second banana on my own account, Brendon? Is that what's going to happen? Why should I even sign up at that point? Someone else is going to be hosting there with me? What if they post garbage, Brendon? Just a piping hot mess of trash.
This is important, Brendon. Pay attention, okay? You gotta protect your brand. Number one priority online. I can't have someone else overshadowing my memes. Those memes are essential to the McGuirk experience, Brendon. Those memes. They're the currency of the internet. That's what they call it. And by "they" I mean me and the people in my Yahoo Groups Message Board. That's where we do all our best thinking. You gotta keep work shopping, Brendon. Can't survive otherwise. You get stale, and then where do you wind up? Teaching soccer to a bunch of snot nosed ingrates who couldn't appreciate the finest memes around.
Anyway, you got a Bluesky Invite?