my dad: hey, you can get out of bed and get ready and go somewhere you didn't know you were gonna go today in like two hours, right me, literally an autistic person:

30 | Game Designer(?) | Arcade Lover | KOF Hippie™ | Ascended & Unhinged Sonic Fan | Sudden Onset Touhou Fan (it's terminal)
my dad: hey, you can get out of bed and get ready and go somewhere you didn't know you were gonna go today in like two hours, right me, literally an autistic person: