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C-Kiri
@C-Kiri

Sumireko: Wait, so you're just human? For real? But I've seen you do so many sick flips and take so many big hits.

Sakuya: (Barely paying attention while dusting the shelves or something) And I do it in a human way.

Sumireko: So you've been out here 'regular-human'-throwing regular-kitchen-knives at how many gods?

Sakuya: I don't keep track. It's not that important.

Sumireko: I-- look, that's cold as fuck and I'm into it, but didn't I shoot you with a gun once?! And you were fine?

Sakuya: Of course. I am immune to bullets.

Sumireko: (Raising an accusatory hand, getting utterly brick-walled conversationally by the sheer confidence with which she just said that) A-- I. Uh

Sumireko:

Sumireko: Like. Like actually?

Sakuya: (Already walking away to handle her remaining chores) Do you think I'm a liar, Miss Usami?

Sumireko: ... (Slowly reaching to her hip to test out ~Gun Sign "3D Printer Gun"~ on her a second time, not realizing Sakuya has already preemptively stopped time and loaded it with blanks)


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in reply to @C-Kiri's post:

Oh PLEASE tell me that I get to be how you find out, XKCD Lucky 10,000 style, that "~Gun Sign "3D Printer Gun"~" is not a product of my own twisted mind, but in fact a real actual spell card in the Touhou Project franchise, like straight up a button you get to press, name and all.

PLEASE tell me I get to be how someone discovers that it's canon lore to Touhou that Sumireko owns not just 'a 3D printed gun', which would be funny on its own-- but one that is a reference to a specific real-world incident where someone straight up posted a fucking 3D printer schematic for a functional handgun onto The Pirate Bay, that people could just download for a couple weeks or whatever before it got taken down. PLEASE, that would make my entire day.