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Sonic doesn't know what a joint is, tries enthusiastically, does a horrible job and is roundly mocked. Despite this, he does participate and ends up being a surprisingly chill, easy-going weed friend. Who knew? Deep conversations man.

Tails also doesn't know but gets invested in the challenge. After an hour he returns with the most beautifully crafted joint known to man. Lacks that personal touch but you can't argue with science and he's pleased with himself, though being a good boy he won't try it.

Amy isn't interested and won't attempt it. That said, she did see how relaxed Sonic has become and decides to stick around to take notes. You notice she's slowly and imperceptibly worked around the circle towards him.

Knuckles has an unfortunate hand-mitt disadvantage and things end in frustration. Feeling bad, you roll one for him and get a very quiet "thank you." He doesn't partake though and instead looks at the one you gave him fondly.

Rouge rolls one like she was born doing it and the resulting sesh feels like ten therapy appointments smashed together. She just gets this shit, Rouge is cool like that. You ask what her secret is and she winks.

Shadow can roll an above-average joint thanks to Rouge's influence but says weed has no effect on him. Sure enough, he just sits there the whole time looking bored and slightly bemused. You've told him he's cool roughly twenty times in five minutes, he might be a bit weirded out.

You try asking Cream but Vanilla escorts you off the premises. She didn't look very happy and you missed your chance to ask her too.

Espio doesn't even let you finish the sentence and immediately says no. Vector is experienced from his pre-detective days but isn't interested, despite repeatedly assuring you that he was the best. Charmy isn't in this conversation whatsoever but you suspect he'd be pretty good at it in about a decade.

After one too many jokes about her name, Blaze refuses to try at all out of spite.