it's always come up with innovative new ways to make everything worse
It causes a lot of disruption but it's never actually led to anything useful
i've sunk a lot of money into it over the years and all i've seen returned from my investment is a load of shit
way more coffee by volume than anyone is comfortable admitting
nobody knows how the damn thing works anymore cuz the people who built the framework left a long time ago and it's all impossible knots of spaghetti and bullshit now
loud, extended farting noise
