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See, my personal Deranged Headcanon about Hatate's sex life is that she's lowkey this Obligate Carnivore Turbo-Slut (Affectionate)-- like to a point where the usual joke is she breaks into your house and is like 'hey I'll sleep on your couch if you let me suck your dick' (notably, not the other way around), and is a notorious bottom but only by the least shy, most insanely forward definitions possible. Not like a power-bottom; she just won't fucking leave you alone about it, and she'll like whiiiine about it if you insist that no you have to be at work in 40 minutes, this is ridiculous, how did she get past your deadbolt, etc.

The idea that she breaks this rule for Aya Specifically, as if at all other hours she is charging her dom energy like a spirit bomb just to sexually obliterate her editorial rival, is honestly just as funny and I am tacking this onto the headcanon