hey my girlfriend and i saw you across the bar. what's your problem
hey my girlfriend and i saw you across the bar. we wanted to tell you we're specifically not interested
hey my girlfriend and i saw you across the bar. did you know that more than half of the bones in your body are in your hands and feet
hey my boyfriend and i saw you across the bar. he just came out to me as trans and i'm very proud of him. you're not especially relevant here but i wanted to express this feeling to someone else
hey my husband and i saw you across the bar. we've been here for years and you're always a fixture. i appreciate your position in our lives as a constant passive onlooker, always present for these important and unimportant moments. i'm sure you have your own stuff going on but that's the beauty of life. may we be a similar fixture in your own life
