every midi controller ad copy is like
are you a BEGINNER? GOOD NEWS. You can press one button and instantly manifest the next #1 single on spotify, GUARANTEED. You don't need MuSiC ThEoRy, all yuo need is to press the SICK TUNES button to produce the HOTTEST progressions the world has EVER HEARD!!!!!! Want to do anything? We can do it! EVERYTHING. We do EVERYTHING. Here at Midi Controller Company.
And if YOU'RE a PRO!!!!!, don't worry, it's literally just a normal midi controller you know what this is why are yuo reading this adcopy its for the chumps that dont know what a midi controller does, just press the End key to scroll down to the specs at the bottom of the page thats what you're here for no we didn't bother adding that feature you keep hoping for but like it's fine otherwise ok?