fictive

I'm the cool kinda garbage. I'm the kind you get when you rummage around in a dumpster behind an office going out of business and find all sorts of all sorts of computer parts and stuff they couldn't manage to sell

:thinking_very_hard:
one trashed man is another treasured creature

I'm a trash mammal (affectionate), like an ancient computer that by all reasonable metrics is eWaste in a modern context, but it does one really cool thing so it's still good for somebody's purposes.

Look. I'm a coyote. Calling myself a trash animal is akin to if someone was proudly calling themself a redneck.

That said, I DO hope this reaches people who are ashamed and self-conscious.