He is the very model of a modern fragile billionaire,
He hates when people know he travels by himself by air,
He knows important people, and he's more than ready to unban
Them 'til they post a photo of which he himself is not a fan.
He's very well acquainted too with matters technological,
He always takes the actions that are obviously logical,
Like firing engineers who do accessibility,
Or making coming into office an impossibility.
He's very good at matters rockets, cars and underwater rescuing
(And people who point out his many issues are just pestering)
In all the maters public (like his ego) obviously, fair and square,
He is the very model of a modern fragile billionaire.