omg none of y'all are ever going to believe this, i'm getting a penguin for a roommate! he's so kind and considerate, and really funny... i think my life will be different forever now
oh my gods, my new roommate is so cool! he's so smart and capable and is helping me in all the household chores that my dog refuses to do anymore. while i'm at it, i should get him to have a look at the mechanical legs i'm making to give my dog walkies. i've been stumped on how to improve them for days, i bet this guy could really help me out here!
oh yeah, can't believe i forgot to mention that this penguin loves cheese. can you believe that? he truly is a keeper!