asphericalcritic

let the crows into your heart

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lyra; poet, critic, letterpress enthusiast

lover of crows, myth, metamorphosis, crows, tea, birds, nature, shadows, crows, crows
(i frequently share nsfw posts, fyi!)


Sullivan
@Sullivan

there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer


Sullivan
@Sullivan

CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40's. But get this: he was-

BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body.

CSI GUY: (shocked) How did you know?

BRILLIANT BUT TORMENTED FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: he's back.


Sullivan
@Sullivan

after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot and kill anyone with a gun


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