Your boyfriend? We uh, we debunked him? Yeah he was like, just a hoax? Sort of an urban legend? There's no evidence you ever had a boyfriend sorry
and then we went to our usual furry cons, where we'd taken him and introduced him around a bunch of people over the many years we were together
not a single one of them remembered him: "you had a boyfriend? who was he?" and we're like "... that guy we used to bring around here?"
them: "him? I always thought he was just some unmemorable generic rando"
haha well,,,
also: he was literally a David Livingstone, descendent of the colonizer. i have no idea why we thought this relationship would at all ever work out
