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catball
@catball

Subject: [ACTION REQUIRED - Please Read!!] HR Notice
Body:

Your vacation time off was approved. No action is required.


Subject: [URGENT] Mandatory Meeting in 3 Minutes
Body:

hewwo this is your project manager, I'm lonely UwU


Subject: Townhall Fireside AMA with Some Director you didn't know you had!
Body:

My performance evals are coming up soon and I need to make an appearance before the peons. I will give a 50 minute presentation with absolutely no content. 10 minutes are held for Q&A, but I will not actually answer any questions.


Subject: Automated Robot Logger Message Broker Notification
Body:

(100 lines of entirely unreadable garbage)

A server somewhere is on fire. The company is hemorrhaging money. End times are nigh.

(100 more lines of entirely unreadable garbage)


atax1a
@atax1a

Opportunity Costs:

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managemant-yak125521521381171412881560164021 28
cpm19195196347355446142701195816 

Files with Deep, Internal Conflicts about the Nature of Reality and the Deep Truths of the Infernal Human Disaster:

Branches TARGET
SOURCE nailbugspemtng-cat-fairbinplamamregexorcalogically-unpluggedsecuritymanagemant-yakcpm
nail 02062093220
bugs1 531342911833
pem46 5415261025645
tng-cat-fairbin002 38125312121
plam47149 13513131114
am718642 151229876
regex011121 11111
orca9117632612 18716
logically-unplugged456113533 566
security274123320821 31
managemant-yak0030370276250 1
cpm00202801572303 

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in reply to @catball's post:

This is entirely too accurate.

Being on an internal infra team I also get

Subject: Quick question
Body:

Yeah hey I did a thing but nothing happened why not?

OR

Hey I saw a funny little hiccup on your frontend and it either means the network blinked for a second, or you broke the Frooboz Wizbanger, which would be pretty bad because then we'd lose all our money and get sued by German probably, but there's only like a 0.001% chance of that but you might want to look into it thx.

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