you pick up the scroll of arcane knowledge. the more you read, the less you understand. better roll it up be dhbn ti rc rc ;wcocr.s rcdoo l
you pick up the blue scroll. it shows an arrangement of arrows pointing to each other. the scroll compels you to retweet this tweet.
you open the arcane scroll. you close the arcane scroll. you open the arcane scroll. you close the arcane scroll. you open the arcane scroll
you pick up the plain-looking scroll. try as you might, it won't unroll. you keep trying. for hours. it's dark. you are likely to be eaten b
you open the base64-encoded scroll. it contains another base64-encoded scroll. you repeat this thrice, decompressing each with another algor
you close the scroll. its reference count goes negative, and sticks around in the back of your mind constantly.
you open the blank scroll. half of your friends see a heart, half of them see a star.
you open the scroll. none of the four orientations seem right. it refuses to lay flat. it won't roll up, either.
you open the arcane scroll. as you read through, you start to hear other people's commentary and thoughts. we are now part of the hive mind.
you open the scroll marked "overwrite-mode". Later, you realize that you've overwritten a week's worth of spells. You incant: undo-in-region
you open the ancient scroll. the syntax is familiar, but the wording is almost amateurishly clumsy. you rewrite it in modern terms.
you unroll the translucent scroll and layer it on top of another. the combined image reveals previously-unknown truth and falsehood.
you switch the order of the translucent scrolls. the meaning completely inverts, and now you're not sure which is correct.