they want me to promote their stability master

gregarious canid. avatar by ISANANIKA.
they want me to promote their stability master
the weird marketing emails that video producers on youtube receive are my favorite genre of email.
i feel like im slowly going insane reeding this. the words that do mean something are rapidly losing those meanings
The "real" use of MML is to produce emails like this for cheap that still circumvent spam filters.
i'm always dealing with jaime from gotvoom on behalf of hohem via scrumball
she scrumball on my gotvoom unt–[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
the fact that "gimbal" is in the product name, but not the product description,
What the heck is a scrumball anyway? Is it something prickly you pass around in morning standups to keep updates extremely short?