ME: COMPUTER: Coke, cold.
COMPUTER: (materialization noise) One RC Cola, cold.
ME: COMPUTER! EXPLAIN!
COMPUTER: All records of "Coca-Cola" were lost in World War Three.
ME: FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!

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ME: COMPUTER: Coke, cold.
COMPUTER: (materialization noise) One RC Cola, cold.
ME: COMPUTER! EXPLAIN!
COMPUTER: All records of "Coca-Cola" were lost in World War Three.
ME: FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!