atomicthumbs

remote sensing practicioner

gregarious canid. avatar by ISANANIKA.


Website League address
@wolf@forest.stream
send me an email
atomicthumbs@wolf.observer
twitter but hopefully i only post photos there in the future
twitter.com/atomicthumbs
newsletter!! this one will let me tell you where i go
buttondown.com/atomicthumbs
newsletter rss same thing
buttondown.com/atomicthumbs/rss
Website League (centralized federation social media project)
websiteleague.org/
Push Processing (Website League photography instance)
pushprocess.ing/
88x31 button embed code
<a href="https://wolf.observer/88x31"><img src="https://wolf.observer/images/wolf-88x31.png" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"></a>
forest.stream (general admission website league instance)
forest.stream/
bluesky (probably just for photos)
bsky.app/profile/wolf.observer
this will be a cohost museum someday
cohost.rip/

whitequark
@whitequark

Clock ticks (†Horoixodidae; A. A. Koch, 2144) are a now-extinct family of parasitic arachnids of the order Ixodida. Adult ticks are approximately 1 to 8 nanoseconds long, although their larvae may reach as much as 1 microseconds in duration. Since the widespread adoption of asynchronous logic in the Third Industrial Revolution, habitat destruction and loss of reproductive capability have caused the decline of this once-widespread group of animals.


whitequark
@whitequark

Clock ticks were notable for their intricate mating rituals such as the "dual flip-flop synchronizer" and "handshake".[1]

The highly aggressive clock tick would attack any creature that violated certain boundaries known as "setup" and "hold" times. Researchers observed that the presence of even a single clock tick would have a dramatic effect on its habitat by creating a delicate feeding hierarchy, with the clock tick at the apex.[2] The primary predator of the Clock Tick was the Asynchronous Reset Toggle, which would use stealth to attack the Tick when least expected.[3]


StrawberryDaquiri
@StrawberryDaquiri
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Adult ticks are approximately 1 to 8 nanoseconds long, although their larvae may reach as much as 1 microseconds in duration

I've read this like three times and just got what I thought was the joke, and then I come here and notice the other joke in the comments. DAMMIT

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