This making fun of an alleged video card that sucked even when it was new inspired by @CathodeRayDude
I actually for real owned an S3 Virge card. It was stolen and I still felt ripped off.
christ that card was godawful
the FX5600 was... wow, okay, that entire line was Weird.
like, okay, the entire FX series, they were iirc the first GeForce cards that had Shader Model 2 support
but Nvidia designed them... I dunno, before Shader Model 2 was designed? Maybe before we knew what was going on. they fucking sucked at shader model 2. absolute dogshit cards. ran all over the radeons at the time if you were running shader 1 stuff, well, at least some of them, some of them uh
some of them were slower than geforce 4 cards